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Oct 21, 2014 / 507,169 notes

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

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Oct 21, 2014 / 3,616 notes
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phoenixwrites:

imadandylioness:

torakowalski:

I just keep reblogging this, every time I see it.

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTH

I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE OH MY GOD.

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spookyhoneybadger:


debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say
Oct 21, 2014 / 47,360 notes

spookyhoneybadger:

debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

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Oct 21, 2014 / 49,358 notes

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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Oct 21, 2014 / 3,348 notes
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gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

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Oct 21, 2014 / 4 notes

skellington-kin:

today in history my teacher asked the class

"would you guys vote for a woman president?"

and so many boys said ‘no’ i just about flipped my shit

then this other teacher assistant, who is a woman, said “i dont think i would because women are so irrational and emotional” and i just

stop saying these things in front of young impressionable boys, they will continue to believe these things for the rest of their lives and that is really not ok

thewinksofgod:

When you too lazy to get the bread.
Oct 21, 2014 / 33 notes

thewinksofgod:

When you too lazy to get the bread.

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honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong
Oct 21, 2014 / 27,150 notes

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

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Oct 21, 2014 / 43,788 notes

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

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Oct 21, 2014 / 65,989 notes

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

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Oct 21, 2014 / 100,006 notes

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

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Oct 21, 2014 / 66,641 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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Oct 21, 2014 / 66,641 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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